puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018

Regal Puke

A classy puke without sound, but with grace. Usually an act committed by rich girls. A regal puke is often undetectable, unless you come in direct contact with it. The likelihood of witnessing a regal puke is higher with gin and tonics and jaegerbombs.

Omg. I didn't know Arya puked last night. Must have been a regal puke

by urunclesaville August 4, 2018

puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.

I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.

by Nordine January 16, 2022

puke nazi

-noun
1. a person fanatically dedicated to or seeking to control anything contemptible or worthless
2. a person who wants to control or manipulate another person's act of vomiting
3. a person who smells like vomit
4. a member of the Nazi party, dressed in full historical uniform, who vomits

Stay away from the puke nazi guarding the trashcan over there.

He wanted me to vomit on queue, like he's some sort of puke nazi.

Know what you smell like? Puke nazi.

by siddNullus February 14, 2009

baby puking

an involuntary form of vomitting in an upright position that involves little or no projectile traits. It typically occurs before an individual is conscious of the act.

John had a stomach virus. When he stood up after 15 hours of laying down, baby puking occured. His vomit ran down his face and dripped onto his sweater.

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

puke funnel

That radio or loudspeaker at your workplace that plays Top 40, Christmas music or smooth jazz, and that you just can't. fucking. turn off.

I've been listening to Rockstar by Nickelback on the puke funnel for about 3 months now, and I'm finna kill somebody.

by zoic October 30, 2015