HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG
by glizzyet December 20, 2020
Get the luke pukemug. by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017
Get the cunt pukemug. I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.
That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.
That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.
by Nordine January 16, 2022
Get the puking elephantmug. "Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."
by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010
Get the Puke Parademug. -noun
1. a person fanatically dedicated to or seeking to control anything contemptible or worthless
2. a person who wants to control or manipulate another person's act of vomiting
3. a person who smells like vomit
4. a member of the Nazi party, dressed in full historical uniform, who vomits
1. a person fanatically dedicated to or seeking to control anything contemptible or worthless
2. a person who wants to control or manipulate another person's act of vomiting
3. a person who smells like vomit
4. a member of the Nazi party, dressed in full historical uniform, who vomits
Stay away from the puke nazi guarding the trashcan over there.
He wanted me to vomit on queue, like he's some sort of puke nazi.
Know what you smell like? Puke nazi.
He wanted me to vomit on queue, like he's some sort of puke nazi.
Know what you smell like? Puke nazi.
by siddNullus February 14, 2009
Get the puke nazimug. an involuntary form of vomitting in an upright position that involves little or no projectile traits. It typically occurs before an individual is conscious of the act.
John had a stomach virus. When he stood up after 15 hours of laying down, baby puking occured. His vomit ran down his face and dripped onto his sweater.
by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009
Get the baby pukingmug. That radio or loudspeaker at your workplace that plays Top 40, Christmas music or smooth jazz, and that you just can't. fucking. turn off.
I've been listening to Rockstar by Nickelback on the puke funnel for about 3 months now, and I'm finna kill somebody.
by zoic October 30, 2015
Get the puke funnelmug.