Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

preity

To respond quickly and intelligently in response to a question.

Bro, that was preity the way you answered back there.

by brwnboy186 March 6, 2009

Pretendian

A motorcycle styled to look like the classic Indian motorcycles, but made from Harley-Davidson clone parts, or by another motorcycle company (i.e. Kawasaki).

That Pretendian may look like an old Indian, but it's really a Harley clone beneath the sheet metal.

by Baygul February 23, 2011

Pretender

A cross dresser

I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender

by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009

preteen

A person under the age of 12, the word is usually included in the titles of pedophiliac erotica (videos, stories, pictures, etc.), possibly to be enticing?

Sickining. I feel bad for them.

I will find who is posting as me and devour their entrails. Seriously.

by hiro protagonist February 16, 2004

Pretend Whore

A girl that is extremely unattractive and repulsive who no guys seem to like or want to "get with", and makes up stories that involve herself and others doing sexual things to make it seem like she's wanted when obvioulsy she isn't; not a real whore.

Dude, did you hear about that Pretend Whore that goes to Cambria Heights, the one with the lamb for a best friend?

by a real whore January 7, 2011

Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009