POISON IVY

A plant from the firey pits of hell.

So I've got this poison ivy on my knees. It really kills. It itches, and after I scratch it for a good five minutes, it burns. It's kind of swelling, and it makes me want to amputate my knees.

by stupidraeface May 3, 2005

posi jump

Jump done by members of hardcore bands while playing. The higher the jump the more respect, usually with the help of dunks. Usually the legs are bent and turned in mid air.

That was a crucial posi jump!

by TT! January 12, 2007

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003

Mish Posish

Missionary (Mish) Position (Posish)!

Baby, let's do all three classics: doggy, on top and mish posish...

by SinSe' July 14, 2009

FaZe Position

When a male tries to 360 noscope their partner with their cum.

I did the FaZe Position on Barbra.

by JesusJewishTaco_Maker March 12, 2015

poison the well

poison the well is the best bunch of screaming people ive ever heard.... so much better than slioknot was or ever will be!

Poison the Well-- You Come Before You

by Metallica Owns You November 9, 2003