Platongay

A platonic relationship between a straight person and a gay person that will always be non sexual.

My guy friend and I went away together for the weekend and of course we forgot to sleep together because our relationship is strictly platongay

by Sparklecake July 2, 2015

The Ms. Plato Paradox

The Ms. Plato paradox is whenever you have a teacher who gives you a bunch of work, decides BEFOREHAND not to grade any of it, but complains to her students and teacher friends about having a bunch of work to grade.

Dude our english teacher just gave us a bunch of assignments that aren't for a grade, but she's complaining about having a bunch of work to grade, i think she's stuck in the Ms. Plato Paradox.

by imdeadbro January 20, 2022

plutocracy

a government controlled by the wealthy

"Dubbya is a plutocrat."

by Kyle January 15, 2004

Plutocide

The systematic elimination of the plutocratic class, usually preceded by hears or decades of abuse and indifference towards the majority of a society's population by the plutocratic class.

The french revolution was one example of plutocide by a long abused public. So was the russian revolution.

I'm beginning to think then only solution to america's problems for most people is going to involve plutocide.

by Robespierre! October 17, 2011

homo-platonic

A state of not wanting to date someone (of the same gender), but still wanting to have a platonic relationship of loving someone and maybe even cuddling with them.

Even though I'm gay and she's really awesome, I don't really want to date her. I'd rather just have a homo-platonic relationship with her.

by your fellow meme March 19, 2017

plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

by 'sup P December 12, 2004

Plutocracy

Plutocracy is the rule by the super-rich international capitalists and their retainers; the press, office holders, spies and thugs. In a plutocracy the middle class is controlled though taxation, low-cost imports (free trade) and corrupt politicians and in a communist system the middle class is exterminated. The perfect plutocracy consists of two classes only—the plutocrats and their overseers and the subsistence-level poor. The degree of economic inequality is staggering as is the low level of social mobility.

Although the word plutocracy has disappeared from some modern dictionaries, as if it no longer exists, it is in fact the only name to correctly describe many modern governments.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006