Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit

Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit

by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018

Pit Diver

An ambitious law student so inquisitive that time spent in class no longer suffices. This student is the first person to ambush the professor during break or after class, unconcerned with the possibility the professor may also want a break. While other students contemplate a cup of coffee or are packing their bags, this student races to the professors side with some far flung question or comment on the day's lesson, seemingly in an attempt to impress the professor.

1L #1: Hey, I can't wait for this class to be over.

1L #2: Me neither, only a minute left.

61 SECONDS ELAPSE

1L #1: Wow, look at pit diver, he's already asked 3 questions.

by BLS_1_L April 1, 2011

Wenis pit

The inner crook of your wenis-you know the one.

I've been bending my arm for so long, my wenis pit is sweaty

My wenis pit is so itchy

by Urban Euph June 11, 2016

crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

pit pounder

The act of inserting the penis into the lubricated armpit and begin a thrusting motion

We gave Lindsay a double pit pounder at work today and it was awesome

by giant diggler September 2, 2009

pit of shame

Embarrassment or utter humiliation following from words or actions expressed under the influence of a chemical or substance.

He woke up in the biggest pit of shame, he got wasted and tried to fight his girlfriend.

On Saturday morning i woke up in a pit of shame because I realized I puked all over the bathroom.

by Robby December 22, 2003

pit scissoring

When one person realizes they left the house this morning without applying deodorant and then proceeds to vigorously rub armpits together with their friend who remembered to put on pit stick.

Amy- oh snap. I forgot to put deodorant on this morning!

Mitch- well get over here you grimy smelly Zeek of a human, and let's do some pit scissoring
Amy- thanks Mitch. You're a gem!

Jamie- wicked.

by Jamaritos May 20, 2016