Phoonwax

a bisexual man who typed his own definition to be cool but he really isn't.

Your such a Phoonwax, jenkin

by AlbinoRobot December 10, 2018

Phoof

Over the top attempts at "trying" to look like part of a life style or image that one is really not genuinely or originally connected too. eg..Bought ornaments that one places in ones house to try and display an image or familiarity of that particularly type of way of living that in actual fact one is new too or not really connected to at all.

The couple that had newly obtained a farm and farm house went out to antique shops and clearing sales and bought "phoof" to fill their house with to make it look as though they were 3rd generation farming people.

by ofrural January 8, 2019

phoof

When you get the wool pulled over your eyes or you have been bamboozled. Used when someone tries to trick you or get you to believe nonsense.

My ex called to ask if she can come through to use my charger because hers broke.
Phoof, she just called me to get some dick stop trying to beat around the bush.

by Lil Slope March 31, 2019

phoot

Another word for foot. Used for people who hate the letter f. Phoot.

Wow look at lulu she broke her phoot!

by itslulupolulu April 12, 2019

Phodie

It just means my phone died or it can only be an excuse.

Example: OMG my phone died.

Hey is it just an excuse, no bro it's just phodie.

by a stupid fucking bitch April 17, 2019

Phooner

A person who farts in the bathtub and eats his/ her own bubbles

That Eric is a real phooner. He loves long hot baths after eating egg salad snadwiches

by Flabby b October 18, 2019

phodl

To postpone a social media post until it's relevant

He does phodl everytime, hoping to be relevant someday.

by Banana Milkshakes January 5, 2020