pesterfuck

(v.) complain or point out the obvious with the intent to annoy others in the process.

(n.) A pesterfuck; one who pesterfucks.

(adj.) Pesterfucking; As in: you pesterfucking asshole.

(adv.) Pesterfuckingly; As in: My familyesterfuckingly opens presents.

You pesterfuck all damn day long...you pesterfucking asshole.

by hannah and ryan December 26, 2005

pestrian

A pedestrian who disobeys the road rules, causing you to swerve to avoid hitting them.

I can't believe she just walked out into the road like that! Bloody pestrian!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010

Pestosterone

A male who thinks he's all that and continues to pursue a female even when she shows no interest in him.

Man that dude has way to much Pestosterone for me. He just won't leave me alone!

by NAWTYDAWG November 15, 2012

pestration

PESTRATION

Pronounced

Pest-ray-shun

verb :
when any female continues to:

interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.

* gaming hours:

Any and all times while an electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld electronic device, or Arcade equipment.

**Hours may and will vary:

These are to include the

scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.

The pestration I constantly endure from my girlfriend makes me feel like strangling myself.

I've never been so pestrated.

Pestration will be the death of her.

by Twilight Lowe July 13, 2018

zesty pesty

A Zesty pesty is when you eat a bug that didn't taste bad.

ben: YEAH and i totally banged her *cough*
Nick: What?
Ben: i just got a zesty pesty.
Nick: OH gross. Have some coke.

by Murmadamus June 6, 2010

pesto

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

by Mr Blaze May 24, 2007

pesto

Magic word by magician with a harelip.

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

by princess_prozac March 1, 2008