When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.
Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.
Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013

A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.
“When you search up orphan on urban dictionary the results are horrible!”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
by BuzzBuzzBitches July 9, 2021

by JIMMEDAJIMME December 27, 2021

by Ericopolis August 12, 2019

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.
(Name taken from Tv Tropes).
(Name taken from Tv Tropes).
“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.
Orphaned punchline
Orphaned punchline
by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
