Optimus Prime Time

When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.

Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.

by wowimtoasted August 14, 2012

optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

Tarps Optional

adj. when wearing a shirt is just an option because of weather, location, etc.

Jake: Man its so hot out right now
Spencer: Yeah, I think its a Tarps Optional day today.

by DJ Suspense July 31, 2010

Toxic Optimism

A rare condition found only in middle-class, white Americans. that blinds them to reality; can easily spread to other ethnic groups, socio-economic statuses, and in some cases even domestic animals.

The woman's toxic optimism blinded her to the fact that the young cop was scared and had an itchy trigger finger.

by Zeno11 April 1, 2019

Suicide is your only option

very helpful advice

It appears suicide is your only option

by Asshead February 17, 2003

pants optional

Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)

1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Optimists

People who see life in the best possible light, or at least as being generally good. The most horrible, obnoxious people in the world.

"The glass is half-full!"
"Get that god damn water out of my glass, asshole! Did it ever occur to you I might have left it empty for a REASON?! HUH?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!"

by Sorry. I'm an ass, I know. But I really hate opti June 6, 2003