pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Raz Pad

The sort of low rent, rat infested studio-dive that a foul mouthed urchin and a wide-boy golfer might share together, with a dispensing machine for both viagra and lube. Oral dams are also often seen lying, used, around the dirty floor of a Raz Pad

You two slimes should get a Raz Pad together

by Chris Auriel June 15, 2011

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 May 9, 2018

cherry pad

A young girls first maxi pad.

I opened the trash can and I saw Sally’s cherry pad, and I knew she became a woman.

by Johnny Terabyte September 27, 2019

Bi-pad

A term coined by Steffi.
A serious committed relationship or marriage where two people decide to have separate residences.

“Bi” means two and “pad” is a 60’s slang term for a place to live, ala “bi-pad.”

“I’m looking for a bi-pad relationship.”
“We are bi-padders. I’ve got my place and he’s got his.”
“I love living alone so I choose to be a bi-padder.”
“Bi-padding is the best because you don’t deal with all the day-to-day B.S.!”

by Kharmalicious June 25, 2022

Thumb pad

The female clitoris.

She certainly knows how to control my thumb pad.

by Xboxer September 25, 2010

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023