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steel mustache

That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.
“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”
by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017
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balls steel

The ablility to fight somone by dragging your balls across thier face repeatedly.
by shinymantle July 8, 2014
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steel reserve

Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.
Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.
by enfant terrible October 18, 2020
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Pink Steel

The dick head above got it all wrong.

Pink Steel is another name for the woman’s vagina. It can be categorized by many levels from Aluminum – Platinum depending on how hot it is.
Pink Steel, man's favorite meal.

I pounded that fresh shaved Pink Steel so hard last night. It was a Stainless scallop...
by Mongoliod1534 October 13, 2011
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pink steel

After my lap dance, I was sporting pink steel.
by Ebin November 2, 2002
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Blue Steel

a mix of ecstasy and Viagra
Entering a bar at the Jersey shore, you'll be greeted by a tightly packed sardine can of sweaty, shirtless freaks on coke or Blue Steel.
by Rubeius March 13, 2012
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