Sex offender

"The state of Florida has asks us to. Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad and now we're good. We're now moving into your neighborhood. My name is Charles Dolan dropping reims. I've been arrested seven time. I know that sound like a lot. Three of thos times were for vandalism. I'm not here to make pretenses im here because my sex offenses."Fat guy comes in"My name is Sam pound I'm number one.apoligizing for what I've done. In case your wondering what that was. I walked into a bathroom and shoved my and up a *******************

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by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 20, 2017

Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.

1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.

by Xaisede December 1, 2011

no offense

1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.

1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.

by Dreamcast October 29, 2009

Devine Offering Position

When a barefoot but clothed girl between ages 11 and 25 with pretty feet and legs puts herself in a non-sexual position, either sitting on the floor or in a chair, where she puts her feet up, bringing her knees to her chest and her heels to her butt, in a way that it looks like she is presenting her feet to another male. Almost 100% of girls who put themelves in this position are doing so to feel comfortable. Most male who have feet and leg fetishes for younger girls called this position by this name and find it arousing.

I was over a friend's house. After dinner we sat on the floor with his family and talked. My friend's younger sister was barefoot and put herself in a Devine Offering Position. She had no idea I was turned on and I wanted to play with her feet so bad!

by The Jax April 19, 2007

No Offense

Something people say because they think that saying it makes something less offensive.

Bob: No offense Joe, but I hate you so much that I pray for your death daily. You're just a motherfucking cuntlicking son-of-a-bitch asswipe that needs to fuck off and die. You fuck your mother's vulva for fun.
Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.

by Jimbo, M.D. September 5, 2011

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by oofer_gang May 3, 2018

no offense

Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.

Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish.

Guy B: None taken.

by RiotRanger June 13, 2010