biassed opinion

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.

In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

Nicos opinion

When a person named nico has an opinion, it does not matter. No matter how cool he is, it does not matter.

“Nico your cool and all but no one cares about your opinion Nico”
“Nicos opinion never matters”

by Mr cool man November 1, 2019

divide opinion

to leave people in argument or disagreement of oneself

the way Dennis held himself divide opinion amongst the community

by Mxnstv July 2, 2021

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Opinion

A viewpoint that no one is obligated to share with you, but you are free to have, because you are also not obligated to share anyone else's opinion. Often subject to nonsensical arguments, such as christian suburbian mothers, Karens, if you will, wishing to not vaccinate their children because "they do not believe that it works" and "the government is trying to inject microchips into our brains". Spoiler alert: That is not an opinion, that is scientifically false. Here is a rudimentary example of how to properly go about people's opinions:

Jason: Red is the best color, in my opinion.
Claude: I prefer turquoise.
Jason: Cool.
Claude: Cool.

by albertalbert00 May 17, 2020

Opinion

A thing that only matters if I say it

Person: This is my opinion
Me: doesn't matter

by TockSaPill November 12, 2019

Shrödingers opinion

A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.

Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.

Joe: “Man, I love this song”
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”

Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.

by Bunbun437 May 5, 2024