oklahoma handshake

The Oklahoma handshake occurs when an individual chokes their sexual partner with one hand, while taking pictures with their smartphone in the other.

My girlfriend asked me to make it more exciting, so I gave her an Oklahoma handshake!

by RufusT January 1, 2014

Oklahoma car wash

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.

No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006

Oklahoma Desk Pass

In 2013, the Tulsa County School District abandoned the use of hall passes, and instead required students to carry their desks to the bathroom. The change was due to too many students leaving to the bathroom at once, and not returning to class.

"Dude, remember Oklahoma Desk Passes?"
"Yeah, those sucked dude, I had to hold it in for ages."

by Spawnzilla May 13, 2023

oklahoma credit card

A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.

Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.

by Shuttleworth July 10, 2003

Oklahoma City Thunder

The Oklahoma City Thunder (or OKC Thunder or just "Thunder" as most Oklahomans call them) were originally known as the Seattle Supersonics. The Thunder is a professional basketball franchise based in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. as of 2008.

Hey man are you going to the Oklahoma City Thunder game tonight? The Thunder won the WCF for 2012!!

by OKCThunderfan83 December 18, 2012

Oklahoma Jet Ski

Fucking a fat chick doggy style in a kiddie pool while holding onto her pigtails

I rode the old Oklahoma jet ski last night and it was wild.

by @jesster00420 April 12, 2021

Oklahoma Pink Sock

When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.

Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.

by OKIE7 August 11, 2008