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Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024
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Kentucky octopus

A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
by Rememberer May 14, 2023
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Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.
Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.
by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023
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Octopus Zombie

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.
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octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel
"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"
by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023
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Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.
My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.
by Milovuk September 9, 2023
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The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
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