nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster May 23, 2011

Fridge-Nun

A frigid school girl who has been taught that sex is WRONG!

Guy: I think we should, take things to the next level don't you?
Girl: Ahhh intimacy!
Guy: God you're such a fridge-nun!

by Peach Pips May 22, 2012

Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"

by LuciusLycaonia February 28, 2022

Nun Nak

Most lovable man in the world. People can't go days without thinking of Nun Nak or they might go insane

Abdul: I need me some Nun Nak in my life or I may go insane

by nun.org June 08, 2022

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 03, 2021

nun-renter

a lobwad, a spazblast, a daffy-twacker, a chunkblunter.

"I can't believe you're such a nun-renter."

by tarmac April 21, 2005

nun good

not good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good

by shitshackshay September 09, 2020