nun-renter

a lobwad, a spazblast, a daffy-twacker, a chunkblunter.

"I can't believe you're such a nun-renter."

by tarmac April 21, 2005

dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question

Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1

by Myaaagotbandzz November 16, 2023

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 10, 2011

nun good

not good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good

by shitshackshay September 09, 2020

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 06, 2021

nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly

When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed

by Odonohue77 November 22, 2013