Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Nuns cunt

Used to describe lag on PlayStation

Random person = laggy as a nuns cunt

by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021

taki the nun

Taki the nun where’s ‘a dark grey and light grey long dress’ ‘ and she has white eye’s and no pupil’s and a open mouth’

‘ you will see her usually with a chainsaw’

Taki the nun is just havin fun: a song by gametoons

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

nun

A word that describes whatever you would like it to be because words don't matter.

"His name is RowdyNun"
"Yeah but he isn't a 'Nun' right?"
"And?"

by RowdyNun September 26, 2021

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015

Nun

To be in love with Jael

“Who’s your crush?”
“nun”-this clarifies that you are in love with a male named Jael

by Jmonkey184 July 5, 2022