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Ninja

Fuck you kid. you're adopted

THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

EHEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU-HOW ARE YOU NOT IN FUCKIN SCHOOL?!

DIE. IN A FUCKING FIRE PLEASE.

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKIN CUNT LORDS MAN
ninja: n word
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Something nearly every single azn that exists claims to be.
Derek: ZOMG IEM LIEK SOOOOO NINJA ASSASIN LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD

John: No. No, your not. Your a basement dwelling otaku with no friends. GTFO.
by Pencilz June 3, 2010
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The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".
GUY #1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest.
GUY #2: yeah, but he must have left.
GUY #1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks!
GUY #2: dude! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you!
GUY #1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.
by Quantum Kestrel December 29, 2011
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ninja is nothing compared to tfue
by lb🤦‍♂️ February 25, 2019
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Ninja

1.(adj) Used to describe something that is so awesome it blows your mind. Comes from the fact that ninjas are well..ninja.
2.Can also be used as a characteristic to describe a person or thing.
1. "Did you see those gangstas on scooters rockin there kickass skillz before??" "Yeah, it was so ninja!"
2. "That girl is so ninja for starting the use of the word ninja in many people's daily life.
3. Daybies think that's so endo when really it's not even ninja.
by Sniperx992 January 27, 2010
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Sneaking out of a party/bar without saying goodbye, unnoticed, like a ninja.
"Hey, where'd you go last night?"
"Aw man, I was starting to feel the shots so I had to ninja"

"Where'd your friend go?"
"Oh, probs home. She's bad about ninjaing"
by kylzzville December 5, 2013
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A method used to silently shit and piss on a girl's face (usually a whore) after a long night of having intercourse, ending with the person leaving unnoticed.
Hey man, did you have sex with that chick yet?

Yeah, I pulled a Ninja on her.
by mikeyurban July 27, 2018
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