baby deer

A person who is completely innocent; Someone who has not even had their first kiss. A very naive person.
Conchita: I haven't even kissed anyone yet...

Ana: You're just a baby deer...you'll get there.

Fransisco: Conchita, wanna makeout?

Ana: Conchita, you will no longer be a baby deer!
by babydeerluv June 11, 2010
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deer's eye deer's eye

another way of saying diarrhea
i had friggin' deer's eye deer's eye like you would not believe it
by mikey de a soul May 28, 2008
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red deer

Red Deer is a small city situated in the heartland of Alberta. Don’t let this fool you; Red Deer is not a place where you are anyone else should take pride in living in or visiting. Often people are sent to work in this waste land for countless days on end, making difficult for there family and friends. What kind of company name is BJ Serves Inc. anyways? Red Deer’s population mainly consists of dirty Red Necks opposed to harder working, cleaner, smarter and much richer Rough Necks living in the northern parts of Alberta. Red Deer is a horrible slum of a community.
He was again travelled to Red Deer with BJ Serves Inc. to work, leaving behind his sexy, charming, and witty, intelligent girlfriend.
by ladybug May 04, 2005
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catching deer

A term used by a non-hunter which means going hunting for deer or shooting a deer.
An example of catching deer is: "Hey guys, let's go to the woods and catch deer!"
by Sanibel Gal April 11, 2017
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Deer in Headlights

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse
Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.
by aggrobot August 19, 2011
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Deer Fart

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.
Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.
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hitting a deer

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".
Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.
by Raymond Garcia April 07, 2005
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