Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
by The sexy hunk of a man September 8, 2020
Get the Elimug. Elis is a fucking unit
by God 69 420 November 30, 2019
Get the Elismug. Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw
by John_samstone December 6, 2018
Get the Elimug. Eli is a fun yet chaotic friend who can go full on Toriel with the people she cares about. She’s known for her demon obsession and is into shows and films like Gravity Falls and Corrupted Love because of characters like Bill cypher and Max Lockheart.
“That girl totally just did an Eli”
“What do you mean?”
“She chanted demonic stuff at a bully and then yelled “DONT TOUCH MAH CHILD””
“Holy crap”
“What do you mean?”
“She chanted demonic stuff at a bully and then yelled “DONT TOUCH MAH CHILD””
“Holy crap”
by Onion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 14, 2020
Get the Elimug. A very soft person, polite and understanding.also kind and genius.
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
by Breathablegirl January 2, 2017
Get the Elismug. Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
by By soviet Union December 13, 2019
Get the Elimug. When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.
by MrE1221 May 28, 2022
Get the The Elimug.