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Eli

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.
Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.
by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019
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Eli

Eli is a fun yet chaotic friend who can go full on Toriel with the people she cares about. She’s known for her demon obsession and is into shows and films like Gravity Falls and Corrupted Love because of characters like Bill cypher and Max Lockheart.
“That girl totally just did an Eli”
What do you mean?”
“She chanted demonic stuff at a bully and then yelled “DONT TOUCH MAH CHILD””
Holy crap
by Onion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 14, 2020
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Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.
That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.
by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020
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Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw
Man, that Eli is so perfect

I know, his girlfriend sure is lucky
by John_samstone December 6, 2018
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Elis

Fucking huge. 6 pak. Gets bare girls. Rich. Probably your father
Elis is a fucking unit
by God 69 420 November 30, 2019
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Eli

A smol little boy that will never grow over 5'1 c:
Eli is small child.
by Teehee ccccc: October 12, 2020
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Eli is everyone’s dream crush and very funny but no one has the guts to go talk to him. He is so HOT he is sweet and kind he is perfect in so many ways everyone loves Eli’s they are just awesome. Oh Eli
Person1 omg look at that dude he is so cute.

Person 2 I know right he is new here.
Person1 he must me an Eli.
by Larrayisaqueen November 30, 2019
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