Neighbored

just bored out of your mind with a neighbor

god jimbo, im neighbored

by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.

Love The Neighbor as Yourself

by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020

Neighbor

The N-word for middle-aged white dads/boomers.

Hey, yo, wassup neighbor! Kids, was that HIP enough for you? It wasn't? Oh, well let me get the belt then!

by Moe Jama November 13, 2019

Neighbor

Something you don't wanna call a black person

Guy 1: You know the people next door?

Guy 2: Yeah, why?

Guy 1: I think they are such great ne-

Guy 2: Don't you fucking dare...

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just no...

Guy 3: HOWDY THERE YA BUNCH OF NEIGHBORS!

Guy 1: Yo whats up my Ni-

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.

Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

by krusont March 7, 2022

Lucid Neighbor

A luminous yet intangible figure who observes and dissects their surroundings. This figure is fully in control and seeks social experimentation at every corner.

The lucid neighbor had a subtle creepiness to them. They had been watching all along.

by sirhealist February 5, 2018

Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020