A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
by Mentilman October 4, 2016
Get the wisconsin needle dickmug. pine needles is a serious illness that affects the scalp. it may cause severe hair fall out. to know if you have pine needle contract a doctor today
by realdocta.com January 6, 2021
Get the pine needle sicknessmug. by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017
Get the square needle curemug. Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.
by LucretiaMacevil November 12, 2010
Get the put the needle on the recordmug. When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.
by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009
Get the Rusty Beef Needlemug. basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.
by Berry Blueman October 12, 2010
Get the needle dickmug. ''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018
Get the the old needle condommug.