by farmerbobayooooodddddd January 16, 2023
Get the nathaniel B mug.A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
Get the Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same mug.Guy: “Hey isn’t Nathaniel on the football team?”
Girl: “I heard he’s dating a seventh grader”
Dude: “Isn’t he a sophomore?”
Girl: “I heard he’s dating a seventh grader”
Dude: “Isn’t he a sophomore?”
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by Therealsmartass October 30, 2023
Get the Nathaniel ford mug.He is mysterious, quiet, funny, and is the type of guy to want to date for a long time not a few days, weeks or months type of guy. He is that one guy best friend you tell everything because he doesn’t feed delusions he tells the truth when needed. He comes in clutch. The sweetest guy you know sometimes… But he has the chillest aura you have ever come cross he wants to do what you truly want because he’s the bestest and will fully support 24/7 a great person to know to be friends with especially to talk to.
Boy 1: Hey that’s Nathaniel!
Girl 1: He’s the coolest and funniest.
Boy 1: Plus he’s pretty mysterious.
Girl 1: He’s the coolest and funniest.
Boy 1: Plus he’s pretty mysterious.
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