newbie (n00b)

Anyone who plays the sport of paintball using a plastic gun, namely, anything made by Brass Eagle.

That God-damn newbie broke his barrel off when he tripped over that beaver dam.

by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

newborns

Factory rims on a car.

You need to get you some dubs and get rid of those newborns.

by T. Richardson May 17, 2004

newbsikle

1)See badass
2)A term used to describe someone of great importance. Newbsikle is the alias of an a badass mother fucker.
Fact: Newbsikle is a badass.
Fact: PENIS LOL
See also: fucken badass, large penis, future pornstar

1)I began to slide my newbsikle in and out of her.
2)I was killed by newbsikle !!
3) PENIS LAUGHING OUT LOUD ROFLAMROFL!!

by Newbsikle March 14, 2004

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

Newbern

The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

by LindseyT February 18, 2009

newb3d

To be 0wn3d by a newbie, whether by having been outwitted (sadly), or somehow fucked over by one's lack of skill/intelligence.

When you receive a page at 4:00am because your HP support person can't unzip a god damn zip file.

by marz December 6, 2004

gym newbie

A gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to New Years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.

Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.

We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.

If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.

CP - MC

Gym noob, gym newbie, New Years resolution gym members

by ShadowsAndDust January 5, 2014