Nerd

Myself back when I wore white underwear and was too poor to afford quality pants.
I split my pant's seam in gym class and was sent to the office. I tried to be cool about it but broke down in my shame. I had to borrow the guidance counsellor's pair of pleated ballon pants and was so humiliated that I called my dad to pick me up and take me home. This combined with frizzy hair, white granny underwear, a 4.0 GPA among a class of idiots, and braces completed the look of the biggest nerd at my school.
by Ava A. February 25, 2006
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Nerds are bunch of fat ugly retarded computer freaks wearing shitty clothes. People mistake the nerds for taking joy from the classes, but they don't because they never know how to be friends or even talk right to the people. Therefore the nerds only enjoys the testing date when no one has to talk to anyone. Also, the nerds believe their "intellectual level" is "superior" than most other people and dwell in the fantasy that they will at least become a boss of a company if not the second Bill Gates. They never had, have, or will have any lover so they jack off imagining their future boss self ordering that jerk who just beat the living hell outa me today. They also like to think that people actually care about them and that they are jealous and afraid of them for their intelligence, but that is one fucked up bullshit. Like anyone give a shit about their presence. So stop the online shit and face the reality. Which is that nerds are shitholes who are born to get beat up.
Nerd 1- Those guys are keep looking down at me because they are afraid of my intellectual strength. When I get home I will imagine myself ordering them around when I become the boss of them and jack off.
by nerdfuckingshit August 24, 2006
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As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a Clark Kent or Peter Parker complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.
Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.
by The AL August 18, 2006
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As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a Clark Kent or Peter Parker complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.
Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.
by The AL August 16, 2006
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1. True hardcore

2. The envy of all pseudo-nerds, aka geeks
by David Yoo March 29, 2003
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Do not confuse a nerd with a geek, geeks are nerds that do not have the same motivation as nerds.

A nerd is one who does not care that he does not conform his personality to the norm. He/She does what they want and they dont really care.

They are usually smart and push themselves to be the smartest and best they can be.

not all nerds are weak and ugly. Some nerds can be quite preppy. Nerds have many friends, usually they are all other nerds yet in many instances nerds do have non-nerd friends. Nerds usually have a knowledge in computers and other technology, yet it is not neccasary.

Nerds are smarter then other classes, and as they progress in life they will be more succesful then all of the other classes (preps, Jocks etc.)
I AM A TOTAL NERD!

I AM NOT A GEEK!

aww dam.. i only got a 99 on my science final and a 98.5 on my math exam!

HA! look at those preps over there! what losers!

If you dont pass this class then you will spend the rest of your life as a janitor!
by Crouton McGraw June 17, 2005
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someone who can speak every language except his own.

"OMG WHAT A DWEEB HE IS IMPERSONATING JOHN LENNON WITH THE GLASSES, id rather he couldnt read without them, than to show up our whole school!!!!"
JIM JAM-"greetings i give to you fellow students"
ANNIE-"What the hell is this nerd saying jason!?"
JASON-"something about a student?!"
ANNIE-" I really dont understand"
by mistii October 15, 2007
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