Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary

a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!

by w3birdman March 16, 2011

Lizbeth Nap

A nap that shouldn't be considered a nap. The person taking a "Lizbeth Nap" sleeps for eternities. The "Lizbeth" sleeps for long periods of time.

OMG, that girl is taking a Lizbeth Nap so she probably won't wake up until tomorrow!!

by Legnotic July 12, 2018

nap rage

When you wake up from a nap mad as shit because you forgot you have the whole rest of the day ahead of you.

When Kyle woke up from his nap he had nap rage because he realized he had work.

by Cfitz10101 October 22, 2018

bong nap

when you're passing a bong around and suddenly the circuit is stopped by someone resting their head on the bong. It also happens when everyone is too high to realize that someone is just sitting with the bong in their lap not smoking

Concerned smoker: Ashley pass the bong! what are you doing?
Ashley: sorry guys I'm just taking a short bong nap

by xtinuh December 30, 2011

nap date

A date in which you do nothing except chill or take a nap together. When parents spend time together while baby takes a nap.

Bob and I had a nap date when baby slept for 3-hours Sunday afternoon.

I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.

by Saphah April 11, 2016

Sexy Nap

A nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is sexy. Usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. Sometimes, intercourse even occurs. Rarely is any actual sleep gotten. When "waking up" from a sexy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep.

I just had a great sexy nap with my girlfriend and am ready for a long night of studying.

"God I'm tired," says my friend. "Well you should try a sexy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my fanny," I reply.

by Laguna89 May 12, 2009

nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009