shit my ass out 

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

shit my ass out by ClinicalDeath March 10, 2009

Pulling My Ass 

A ghettofabulous way of saying :getting on my nerves.

Moshika: Ay gurlll, you know keisha...she wuz tryin to steal my--
Janequiea: Ay bitch, quit pulling my ass!!!

(then they fight)

Pulling My Ass by Movie Girl October 23, 2009

YEET MY ASS

WOMAN WHO LIKE TO SPANK PEOPLES ASSES

ADRIANA YEET MY ASS. yEet meant spank

YEET MY ASS by IGORIJWGWEEW November 14, 2019

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

Suck the fart out of my ass by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

up my ass 

A phrase used when you dont know or care where somthing is when asked.

person1-"wheres the remote?"
person2-"up my ass"

up my ass by fredbloggs2345 December 16, 2007

still getting my ass kicked 

When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.

When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.

"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"

still getting my ass kicked by dnyde June 5, 2007

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

pulled a wild hare out of my ass by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011