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Mustard Gas 

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.
The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

mustard plug 

The act of tongueing the ass of a lover with diarrhea.
She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.
mustard plug by Joe Dugger May 4, 2005

mustard balloon pits 

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts
When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

mustard face 

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
mustard face by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009

mustard nuts 

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts
mustard nuts by mike December 23, 2004

Mustard K Town 

a strain of sativa from K-Town (kansas city) that is a bright yellow tent also recognized by its off white sploches around the bud.
hey wheres the bud at?
oh yeah, i got some mustard k town man
hell yeah!