mushroom tip

a really gay looking haircut that resembles the tip of a mushroom...rounded on the top and then gets larger as it widens out around the base. Only seen on gay people.

Mike's mushroom tip makes him look like a complete idiot.

by punisher January 31, 2007

Purple Mushroom

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

by donny iris January 27, 2005

blue mushroom

see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.

did you see the mark on her face?, that must've been a blue mushroom

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

mushroom stamp

Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);

When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp

by Tony Cooper August 31, 2004

Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

by Bailey(: December 17, 2008

Magic Mushrooms

Mushrooms that contain psilocybin which cause severe hallucinations.

You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.

It's really trippy

Bob: Hey what's this?
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.

*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*

by reehannaa March 30, 2017