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cunt muncher

a term used for going down on a girl.

also used to describe a lesbian
"that girl over there is a cunt muncher" , "oh can i watch"
by sectorcpope May 9, 2006
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Dick muncher

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher
by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011
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cookie muncher

1. One who performs cunninglis.
2. A derogatory term for a lesbian.
by TammyG November 9, 2007
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Chode muncher

To Lick and suck repetedly on a chode or tiny penis
Anyone named Brett is a chode muncher

Brett- I am the biggest chode muncher ever!!!!!
by Naughty panda June 30, 2009
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anal-muncher

Someone who licks the outer and occasionally the inner area of the ass of someone else.
"That was some great anal-munchin' eh George?!"
by Shannon May 13, 2005
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fudge muncher

1. one who engages in the act of felching.

2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:

3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.

2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?

3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
by edjog October 8, 2005
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Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
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