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blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.
Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery
by agarts1 January 13, 2011
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cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT
CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)
by ichxco February 11, 2022
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Les Misérables

The best show in teh world which was performed by Dundee Schools Music Theatre on 26th - 29th August 2003
Weren't they as good as broadway
by Craig Hanlon December 2, 2003
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Misery

When someone, usually a dude, bombs the office bathroom with a righteous poop so pungent that it saturates your entire world in stench.
"Is that Rich in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"Oh no, he just ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a box of fish sticks. Barricade the door and febreze the air before the misery engulfs us all in a wave of stink!"
by SausagesAreGood November 4, 2011
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meiser

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities
"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."
by thomas3192 June 17, 2008
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miserated

my boss miserated the hell out of me today
by kidmuto June 8, 2009
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MUSER

INTERNET MISUSER
yo mom gay n u a muser
by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018
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