Skip to main content

muck twat

Paul thought that he hit a home run last night with Debbie, until she dropped her panties. Her muck twat left a pungent odor that lasted for weeks.

Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.

Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.
by Donald A. February 22, 2019
mugGet the muck twatmug.

Muck Sucker

someone who constantly fails at everyday activities that are not difficult to complete. People who are "Muck Suckers" are unaware, or oblivious of everything they fail to do. These people are the ones who give America a bad name, the people who DESERVE to live in a cardboard can outside the residential Walgreen's.
Arnold : "Yo, Pete. Look at that muck sucker trying to eat the perfume samples. Haha, I bet he sucks some serious muck."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
mugGet the Muck Suckermug.

muck fish

Ernest Prather. A circus clown looking mafucka that can't read worth a damn. Should wear prescription glasses for his poor eyesight but refuses to admit that he cannot see. Despite the fact that he confused a shadow for a disappearing crack in a piece of metal. Commonly confuses the word Mufasa for Muckfish.
Hey boy. (Sees the word Mufasa)

What the hell is a muck fish?
Ernie! That says Mufasa you dumbass!
by Kahuna9296 March 22, 2017
mugGet the muck fishmug.

muck slut

a very dirty slut that never baths.
Like big ben and his muck sluts.
he wanted to get laid but the muck slut smelled so bad that he saw crusties and heard a creak so he walked away.
by romowoman January 24, 2010
mugGet the muck slutmug.

muck diver

an individual who cleans shit-packed sewage grids while dressed like Lloyd Bridges in "Sea Hunt"
This shit is piled so heavy, it's time to send in the muck diver.
by FrostyFreeze June 11, 2006
mugGet the muck divermug.

love muck

A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding.
I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!!
by McPhail October 18, 2004
mugGet the love muckmug.

muck sack

What happens to ones ball sack on a hot steamy day. The ball sack becomes hot, wet and sticky. Like dipping balls in muck.
After running the race, tom had bad muck sack.

When Bill finished at the gym, he worked up a good sweat and had a bad case of muck sack.
by Ralphy Cakes October 30, 2007
mugGet the muck sackmug.

Share this definition