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Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"
by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024
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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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mosquito booty

A girl that has such a small ass, she can only take a skinny dick in her anal canal.
Silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her ass can only get pounded by a blade of grass.
by Allenrayall December 4, 2015
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Australian Bullfighting Mosquito

The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.
When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran
by Fijiwateramigo January 2, 2024
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Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world
Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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mosquitos

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos
by ruffy123 March 28, 2022
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Mosquito

A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire
Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito
by luckade December 2, 2009
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