Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019

Moroni

Pronounced: More-Oh-Knee

1. A type of dinosaur.

2. An italian last name

3. A funny person

4. Another term for mormon

5. A one night stand

1. That Moronisaurus skeleton is amazing!

2. Mr. Moroni is part of the Mafia.

3. Hahaha, he's such a moroni.

4. There's a Moroni at the door.

5. Dude, I totally pulled a moroni last night!!

by cookiecookiecookie January 1, 2009

monotit

a person with one tit on either the left or right of their ches

hey look that girls got a monotit

by apocalypse boi October 9, 2006

rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

by shitze January 12, 2006

Mortime

Some faggoty ass nigga who gets real wasted at a party and stays behind sos he can hook up wit anotha nigga and later be pretendin it dint happen tha next day.

-Yo Tre 5, im gon chill here for sommortime, these bitches be fly.
-Shit nigga, we all know this mortime be after these niggas and not these bitches. He ain;t commin to my pad no more.

by FriscoNigga420 August 7, 2008

Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 4, 2009