Mormonisms

The things Mormons do and say

"Can you not drink coffee because of your Mormonisms?"

by Denny Shaffer Schaedig October 19, 2011

Mormon

Weird group.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.

Me- The Smiths have twenty kids!
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..

by lilyeet December 10, 2017

Mormon

Someone who is part of the Mormon cult.

1: Have you heard about Jimmy?
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.

by GengarVenom April 13, 2019

Mormon

It is a cult not a religion

Mormon is a cult not a religion

by Ghejejjeneje May 11, 2018

mormon

The assholes who come to your door, offer you a free book, and try to make you join their religion.

The dam Mormons are out again! >:(

by Elder Kevin Price January 22, 2016

mormonize

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

by Jess Braz August 17, 2005

Mormon

1. bigamist
2. from utah
3. mit romney's followers

1. mormons fuck like rabbits and have 16 wives, bigamist
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure

by that one really creepy guy September 6, 2011