merlinate

(v) to merlinate; to epicly own; to be simply amazing at life in general

1) "Prepare to get MERLINATED."

2) "I'm going to merlinate you so hard you'll have been merlinated!"

by Farrahness May 5, 2009

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

morning weight

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

Morning Shower

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.

Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up

by hanky hanks February 10, 2010

Morning Shower

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.

I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.

by ZMC25 February 26, 2011

morlon

a person who thinks that a three pointer in basketball has to be released behind the line for it to count as three points.

alternate meanings: a stubborn moron know-it-all; a complete moron.

JOE: " he didnt let go of the ball until after he crossed the line..thats only worth two points idiot."

DAVID: what a morlon.

example 2

MAX: I would sleep with oprah, even if i didnt get any money.

David: what are you?!?!?...some kind of morlon???

by notamorlon247 January 17, 2011

moolinaire

A person who has had sex with so many fat chcks that the total weight of all the women combined exceeds one million pounds.

I only needed 300 more pounds, and after I banged that 400 pound porker, I'm a moolinaire!

Congratulations man, you left the 99% and are now in the 1% of chubby chasers!

by arkayne March 27, 2013