Meatsacking

When you're so high you realize you're just a piece of meat hurdling through space on a hunk of rock. The feeling brings upon feelings of confusion and words of the philosophical nature.

"Dude, did you ever realize we do the same thing every single day. The exact same thing."
"Dude, you're so meatsacking right now."
"Nah man"

by Evelyn Renoir May 3, 2016

meatshell

A nickname for people named Michelle.
Also known as a combination of some meat and a shell

Others: Hey Meatshell!
Meatshell: Hmm, you got my name wrong, it should be Michelle!
Others: But it pronounces the same, I don't see the difference

Michelle aka Meatshell: You can call me both if you want, duh!
Others : Meatshell Meatshell Michelle Mwahahahahah What a lovely nickname !
Michelle aka Meatshell: Stop it guys, I know it sound gorgeous (fake eye roll)
Others: Oops~
Michelle aka Meatshell : Just kidding, How I love this nickname ! You guys are geniuses !!!

by Moominvalley_monkeys_arale_lov December 27, 2017

Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).

q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?

by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010

daisuke matsuzaka

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

by Boston Liver and Lover November 12, 2007

brain meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, inferm, obease and young. Often craved by zombies, cadavour kids (AKA goths), and your mom.

:Also see Skull Fuck.

"I crave your Brain Meats BITCH!!!"

by Buckwheat_tom November 6, 2004

meatslam

A double high-five is given between two individuals, and each person shouts "meatslam!" as the double high-five is given.

Dude did you just see those guys meatslam?

by the bunkle May 10, 2010

meats

synonym for food, basically; especially that actually made of meat. Could be chicken, beef, pork, fish, squirrel, rat - whatever.

"Got some meats?" --could be heard emanating from under an overpass, near a ditch, in a corner, inside a dumpster, etc. Typically heard in or near low-income areas, certainly those bereft of the finer things in life.

"My boy wit dat broken shoppin' cart over dey - he runnin' meats n' shih, if ya gotz fiddy cent." (I.E., the man over there is selling some meats in his shopping cart.)

by Jez'reel's Turf September 16, 2007