Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017

Virgin Mobile

When a nun is in a wheelchair.

That nun is in a wheelchair, she is called virgin mobile.

by Pissface&Pussface February 11, 2019

Mobile Spank Bank

Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.

"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."

by DRanged691 June 10, 2009

Beaner Mobile

A large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder.

Donald:Did you see Edquardo?
Ralph: Yea he was driving that blue beaner mobile

by palo May 10, 2007

t mobile

The worst cell phone service on the planet. Will drop your calls consistently. Especially when you have important business to attend to. Frustrating as hell, the dropped call usually occurrs mid -sentence when pertanent information is being relayed.

Hello? Hello? Are you there? Damn T mobile!! Damn them to hell!!

by Sarah Grace Chladek September 5, 2006

Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation

Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.

by BobNJ July 7, 2010

T-Mobile

A terrible cell phone service provider. Will frequently drop your calls, give you no service in places it should, and service in places that it shouldn't. Does offer some awesome-looking phones, but the high you had when you first got it will dwindle soon after, replaced by a feeling of anger and contempt.

"Bitch, I'm not getting any bars no matter where I point the phone. Fuck T-Mobile, I'm switching to Verizon".

by It's Brittany bitches October 16, 2009