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mishlegs

The need to walk long distances when under the influence of weed.
Oh no, i've got mishlegs on, can we go for a walk.
by Trash Bags March 21, 2008
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mistletowed

The act of being dragged out of the ditch of your holiday blues and bitterness by a hot kiss received under mistletoe at a random holiday party.
You walk into the foyer of a friend's house for a Christmas party and are hating everything about Christmas and planning to leave the party as soon as possible to go home and drink alone when you walk under some mistletoe that you did not see hanging there and a hottie stops you and plants one on you and all of a sudden youre like- hell yes- Christmas rocks and you start patting everyones back and being extra cheerful and generous with your spirit- your whiny bitch ass got mistletowed!
by elfmaster December 16, 2009
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Guided Missle

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

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by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018
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Missle Monkey

Some fool who only uses missles, and has no skill with AC or pulse! Stupid monkeys.....
by Stinky1 December 30, 2003
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beef missles

1. Missles made from beef.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.
"When Jerome Bettis jumps head first into the end zone, he is one of many beef missles."
by dannyboy22479 February 15, 2006
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Mislexic

When one has constant troubles in multiple vehicles using first gear.
"I could not take off in my jeep in first gear", said Lexxi, "WOW"... answered Jason, "you must be mislexic".
by JohnnyBl4ze September 16, 2008
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saturn missle

when you lay on your back stick your ass in the air, pull down your pants, spread your cheeks, and lets anal air seep out of your ass hole.
ewwwwww! he just did a saturn missle on my spaghetti!
by jim bogaki August 9, 2007
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