mingo dick

When a guy falls asleep with his penis still inside during a drunk sex encounter.

Me: “Hey Kelsey what did you do last night?”
Kelsey: “I don’t really remember but I woke up getting mingo dicked and gum in my hair.”

by awesomesalad228 June 20, 2021

Minh Khai

Someone who has an extraordinary name and therefore needs an article on Urban dictionary. The person is a strong and soulful person who knows how to treat a girl

„I can’t find Minh Khai on Urban dictionary can you write an article about me“

by _somexne_ November 21, 2021

minaooh

minaooh is the best kpop tik toker, she's sometimes annoying cuz she keeps changing her pfp nonstop but she's still the best, she has almost 4k followers. Her past user was floralchaee and i low-key loved that user sm that i wanted to steal it

-Who's the best kpop tiktoker?
-Oh it's minaooh.
-OHHH I LOVE HER

by minaoohlvr April 16, 2022

Flappy mingo

A penis in its limp state, but still when masturbating.

“I love flappy mingoes. They’re so limp and flaccid.”

by idontknowwhatthef^ckimdoing January 5, 2018

Dirty manhole

Fucking a girl in the ass right after she takes a wicked shit

I got a UTI form doing a dirty manhole

by Aefvt November 19, 2019

michoel

Awesome, sexy ,chick magnet, jew

Can I get your number michoel

by eliisbae May 2, 2021

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021