Mathew

Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.

He is such a mathew!!

by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019

Mathew Dawkins

A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.

Oh god we're done for it's Mathew Dawkins

by A plughole beast February 1, 2020

Mathew

The most annoying kid you will meet. He is also so gay but will make you laugh.

You are such a Mathew

by Mathew is gay March 6, 2020

Methematician

An expert in the study and/or use of the stimulant drug methamphetamine.

You: Ay fam, I just scored some meth but I don't know how to use it.
Your homie: I would ask Scott since he's quite the methematician.

by Benjamin1999 April 22, 2020

Mathew

Mathew also known as the gayest name a boy can have. Mathew is loud, energetic and does not know when to shut up. He is a disappointment. The newest generation also consider Mathew as the gayest name to ever exist.

Mathew would be a good name for a girl.

by Georgeyvejjebd677 July 27, 2020

Mathew

Mathew with one t. Because he likes the kids. Banned from every school, petting zoo, and farm. Can’t be within 50 feet of a child or goat.

Dude look at Mathew mounting that goat in the bushes!

by Jack1214 September 12, 2020

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020