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Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."
"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."
by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017
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mystic messenger zen

a anime character from a game called mystic messenger. A handsome actor who you can fall in love with. Has white hair and red eyes because his albino, 5'11 with poreclain flawless skin and is arrogant as hell about his god given looks. Hates jumin aka trust fund kid and will be deeply in love with MC during all routes of the game.
did you play casual route mystic messenger zen?
Mystic messenger zen is such a charming flirt.
I swear who is more arrogant about their look than mystic messenger zen.
mystic messenger zen said he wanks to Mc!
by shyshyshy 0-0 May 24, 2017
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John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.
Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.
by Big Lambo August 25, 2011
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Comment-Message

When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).
(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!

(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!

(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P

(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
by Darklinkkyle March 26, 2011
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Messenger Chicken

When you are using a messenger application, and you're typing something. You see your friend start to type and out of politeness erase your comment to allow him to continue.

He then does the same when he sees you typing, and you're stuck in a game of Messenger Chicken.

It's best resolved by just typing an lol or smiley face.
I was talkin to Jenny last night but we got held up for like 3 minutes playing Messenger Chicken.
by SteelerfaninPeru January 10, 2012
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Dark Messenger

Name of the final battle song against Kuja in Final Fantasy IX. Dark Messenger, also called The Darkness of Eternity in Dissidia, incorporates Kuja's second theme, Immoral Melody.

Perhaps Square's most underwhelming battle, this song more than makes up for it.
Kay, Deathguise killed. I'm gonna go save, use a tent, and then check my Black Holes to see if I have enough to spam Kuja with. If I don't then more Dark Messenger.
by Dancing Mad February 26, 2011
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Gateway Messenger Theory

Very similar to "gateway drug theory" which is the theory that the use of less harmful drugs may lead to a future risk of using more dangerous hard drugs except the addict moves from more common chat systems like whatsApp, Skype etc back to more older and dangerous ones like BBM Chat.
Guy1: Omg omg omg! BBM is for Android now!
Guy2: So?
Guy1: I need to get it a hit of that BBM again!
Guy2: Ok then..... that;s Gateway Messenger Theory you suffer from.
by neoraj3.0 October 21, 2013
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