merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

Meeps

"Meeps" is a combination word, combining "MEETin", a proper noun, with "peeps", a regular noun. You use the word when you want to reference super cool friends, instead of saying my friends from this social group I belong too.

I went dancing last night with some meeps.

by Janet M December 14, 2008

merpies

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

by Jdford24 September 8, 2010

merison

Massive douchebag who plays too much Call Of Duty

Hes a total merison

by ping pong twang June 20, 2011

marpster

a hoe that fucks through the ass. otherwise known as...cleet head.

Jimmy: That marpster was great last night
Bobby: Whats a marpster?
Jimmy: A hoe that fucks through the ass..DUHH
Bobby: OHH...
Jimmy: Youu know..a cleet head..
Bobby: OHH YEAHH now i know what you are talking about!

by veronica and Jimmy October 13, 2006

Mersades

1)adj. A Jamaican woman who belches uncontrollably.

2) n. Another name for Jamaican ladies fecal matter.

Definition #2- also known as a Jamaican beef pie.

by Bob CHC January 26, 2005

mercs

Rhyming slang for contact lenses, i.e. mercedes-benzes, contact lenses.

I'm not wearing glasses today, I've got my mercs in.

by wilco85 January 23, 2010