Melvin

If you get to know a Melvin, you're lucky. Melvin is the most loyal person and loves to spend a lot of time with his family, friends and girlfriend. If a Melvin loves you, keep him, you're the most luckiest girl on earth then. He loves you instantly and truly. He forgives very often and your only job is not to do something that would dissapoint him. He would forgive you but not too often. Melvin loves adventures, partys and fun. He is ambitious and really intelligent, likes to do sports and has the most beautiful smile and eyes. Melvin is just a person you can deeply fall in love with and you know that he will always be there for you, no matter what. Melvin sees the positive in all the negative and is a very optimistic person although he does have reasons to be a pessimist. He goes through a lot of hard times but will do everything just to see you smile. He is really funny and likes to make jokes.
Melvin is amazing and lovely.

He is so Melvin, it's impossible to not love him.

by ILoveMelvin January 10, 2017

Melvin

Guys with a really large penis (13 inches or above)

-Wow look at that dick
- Woah, he must be a Melvin

by Kill me now please September 20, 2018

Melvin

A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.

That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess

by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019

melvin

A complete loser, geek, or nerd. Someone who lives in their parent's basement well past their 20's.

Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.

by geekhater December 9, 2008

Melvindale High School

Melvindale High School, the worst highschool in the downriver area of Michigan. This school is known for its fake, drama-starting, ghetto, copy-cating, and ignorant kids. The teachers are also very lazy and show alot of favoritism. The custodians don't do their jobs because the rooms and restrooms are filthy. The food is also terrible, you could get a better meal in jail. The girls at the school are either really ghetto, dumb, fake, or nasty. The black kids at the school act like everybody is supposed to bow down to them or act as ghetto they do. I would advise not sending your kid to Melvindale High School or attend the school yourself. If you decide to go to this school you will have the worst time of your life.

Man I hate melvindale high school !

by Fmhs777 November 13, 2011

Magic Melvin

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

by pete27 May 17, 2006

melvin

A melvin is someone who streams Minecraft

That Aly is such a Melvin

by MrBlocks February 25, 2018