by pjerickson August 19, 2016
The complete stranger you meet on the expressway that you follow for long distances at the same speed. Useful as a deterrent for police officers or even as an auxiliary form of cruise control. Although the two of you have never met, a special bond is formed which heightens as the distance you travel together increases.
I'm glad I found that tailgate mate on my way to college. If it wasn't for him I would have never slowed down in time for the fuzz.
by koruptwon February 05, 2010
You had sex with that bitch Jenna? Eric banged her last week, and Marty fuckd her too. You guys are all houl mates bro... HOUL MATES!
by markbooty February 09, 2009
by Turhan October 21, 2007
by lou lou pops May 12, 2006
A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.
Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
by p00pies May 06, 2004