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hailie jade MATHERS

a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!
p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL
by BRANDY November 30, 2003
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Maturbating

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe
I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?
by Veretus September 5, 2010
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Madhuri

Short south asian girl, very smart, funniest girl you will ever meet. She has huge titties and is very cool. Wayyy too cool for the average person. If a Madhuri chooses to befriend you might explode.
Bob: Dammn look Madhuri just added me on snapchat!!
Dave: Woah bro u look like u are about to explode right now!!
by doodoobooboobeebee April 27, 2021
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kim mathers

kim isn't the best mom if she really loved hailie and em she wouldn;t have been gettin' herself in trouble. i don't think that em and her should get back togetha@!!
by eminems girlr!@ August 19, 2003
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maturity juice

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster
by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009
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Mature Mateo

Young Comedian With An Amazing Personality... Also Loves Blondes?
by Mature Mateo September 16, 2020
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mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.
Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.
by Lord Ass June 28, 2005
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