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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020
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Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)
For example when a called Alex starts capping and says something that ain’t mathing
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Mathing

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Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell
Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.
by enronthedon October 2, 2023
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Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
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[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.
Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013
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Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023
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