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Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
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masturbaitorium

A wanking, masturbaiting room or a horny teenagers room
Jc’s room is a masturbaitorium
by Someguest69 October 9, 2023
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masturbater

He is a masturbater
by childporn April 22, 2025
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Masturbatriot

That guy really is a masturbatriot!!!”
by Dickweedballs November 28, 2025
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retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite
Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
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